Somewhere in your home, there is a wire hanger that has never been named. It has held your clothes and asked for nothing. Today, you can change that. Fill in the form below to generate an official Certificate of Guardianship from the Shrine of Custos Vestium Ferreus. Print it. Frame it. Hang it near the closet. The hanger will know.
✦ Certificate Details
The Shrine of Custos Vestium Ferreus
Certificate of Guardianship
This document certifies that
has formally adopted and accepted guardianship over
has formally adopted and accepted guardianship over
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The Guardian hereby agrees to:
I. Acknowledge the hanger's presence in their home, at minimum once, with sincerity.
II. Not throw the hanger away without first considering what it has done for them.
III. Should the hanger become permanently bent, misshapen, or otherwise compromised, grant it a respectful retirement rather than a careless disposal.
IV. Speak of this hanger, at least once, to another person. The hanger deserves to be known.
II. Not throw the hanger away without first considering what it has done for them.
III. Should the hanger become permanently bent, misshapen, or otherwise compromised, grant it a respectful retirement rather than a careless disposal.
IV. Speak of this hanger, at least once, to another person. The hanger deserves to be known.
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Let it be known across the internet and in all closets that is no longer anonymous. It is seen. It is known. It is home.
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CERTIFICATES ARE ISSUED FREE OF CHARGE.
THE SHRINE ASKS ONLY THAT YOU MEAN IT.